AAA’s Tipsy Tow

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Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.

Be safe and Happy New Year! 

THATS SO HANDY! 

lol jk

What drinking? im playing boardgames mothafucka.

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